It is possible to think outside of your fucking political party, you know.

Liberal friend: So, what are your economic views?
Me: I don't agree with Corporatism, like putting a cap on wealth and socializing the wealthy. But I also don't agree with expecting everyone to be able to succeed on their own in our fucked up economy.
Liberal friend: So...
Me: I guess I'd say that I like to look at the upper class and say, 'why can't everyone have this much?' Not look at them and say, 'no one should have this much'.
Liberal friend: Oh my god! That is exactly my outlook on the economy! I totally agree.
Me: Ah, really? So you want less government intervention in economics? That's surprising for a Liberal.
Liberal friend: Oh...wait, no. I heard you wrong. I do want government being involved in the economy.